The Mule Raffle
The City Slicker goes to see the Farmer about his newspaper ad: “Mule for Sale – $100”. When he arrives the Farmer says he’s sorry but the mule died and he was just about to bury him. The City Slicker offers to dispose of the mule for no charge and of course the Farmer, being nobody’s fool, agrees.
A few weeks later when the Farmer is in town he happens to see the City Slicker and asks what he did with the mule. The City Slicker says he raffled the mule off and sold 1000 raffle tickets for $5.00 each. The confused Farmer asked: “What about the winner – wasn’t he upset that he won a dead mule?” The City Slicker responded: “Why yes he was, so I gave him back his $5”.
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